METRORail beware

I’ve finally seen one of those new International SUVs, parked in a driveway at Kirby and Stanmore.

Sweet Jesus.

When I say it was “parked in a driveway”, please be aware that I’m using a well-known euphemism for the sake of being understood; a euphemism that doesn’t really express how that behemoth dominated an entire River Oaks front yard.

If one of those things were to make an illegal left turn onto Main at the wrong time, I’d give even odds that the ensuing tow trucks would be for the train.

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