I love Portland, Part 5

Conversation earlier this week with a homeless guy, while I was sitting on the couch on my front porch:

Him: When I’m drunk later tonight, can I sleep on your couch?
Me: Ah, sorry, dude, no.
Him: OK. Thanks, anyway!
Me: No, hey, thanks for asking first!

3 Responses to “I love Portland, Part 5”

  1. M1EK Says:

    Dude, are you in Portland or Morgantown?

  2. Steve Says:

    Portland. If I were in Morgantown, he’d be asking to set my couch on fire.

  3. M1EK Says:

    It’s Always Funnier When You Set The Other Guy Up To Explain It.

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