Footie chat for Lucy

Only 7 shopping days left before Liverpool knocks the stuffing out of West Ham.

9 Responses to “Footie chat for Lucy”

  1. Lucy Says:

    Q: What do you get if you cross a Liverpol fan with a pig?
    A: Thick bacon.

  2. Lucy Says:

    Q: How many Liverpool fans does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: Yeah, as if they have electricity in Liverpool.

  3. Lucy Says:

    Q: Why do Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
    A: So they aren’t mistaken for a Liverpudlian woman.

  4. Steve Says:

    Lucy: I’m sure there would be some great jokes about West Ham if fans of any other club cared enough about West Ham to create them.

    West Ham: The Rice University of the Premiership.

  5. Lucy Says:

    The Premiership that Liverpool has yet to win!

  6. Steve Says:

    But Liverpool also has yet to be relegated.

  7. Lucy Says:

    And maybe Liverpool will win their first World Cup this year. Go Spain!

  8. dw Says:

    And just four months until Reading finally debuts in the Premiership.

    Only 135 years in the making.

  9. Lucy Says:

    Ahh…Reading Town. The stop on the train that tells you, you buggered off on the completely wrong train at Paddington Station.

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